Dr. Phil aka Big Brother
Imagine my surprise today when I turned on the television and stumbled onto this bizarre series of events chronicled by that minion of Oprah, the above mentioned Dr. Phil. This concerned a teenager aged sixteen who had run away with her boyfriend, this sometimes happens. The surprising thing was that her family appealed to Dr. Phil for help, this also happens frequently. He enlisted the help of an ex FBI agent (now a P.I.) to find her. Up to this point I suffer no righteous moral indignation. What happened next was surprising however.
Within three days the runaway had been tracked down, with help from the police and even arrested on Dr. Phil’s say so. This is a very shocking state of affairs when of a second rate TV host wields a de facto lettre de cachet. From this I infer that the big media stars in the west wield equivalent power to the eastern mullahs. Need I even mention the recent Brangelina episode (a sovereign nation serves as celebrity breeding ground).
The only advice I can give is: make sure you have a high priced lawyer when the fatwa from Oprah arrives in your inbox!
Within three days the runaway had been tracked down, with help from the police and even arrested on Dr. Phil’s say so. This is a very shocking state of affairs when of a second rate TV host wields a de facto lettre de cachet. From this I infer that the big media stars in the west wield equivalent power to the eastern mullahs. Need I even mention the recent Brangelina episode (a sovereign nation serves as celebrity breeding ground).
The only advice I can give is: make sure you have a high priced lawyer when the fatwa from Oprah arrives in your inbox!

